Saturday, December 26, 2009

時下最in的語言!

2009年12月26日 , 星期六 , 雨

一切真人真事 ! 慢慢讀啦。。。
(everything real people real story ! slow slow read la。。。)

Mom : Ah Boy ! Go cuci your tangan first , faster lah !
(Ah Boy ! 去洗手先,快點啦!)
Child : I cuci already !
(我洗了!)

Mom : Ah Girl ! mari mami here , come !
(Ah Girl , 來媽咪這邊,來!)
Child : Don't want ! i want duduk here !
(不要!我要坐這邊!)

Mom : U believe not believe i "sut" u ?
(你信不信我打你!?)
Child : wuwuwuwuwuwu ....
(嗚嗚嗚。。。)

Mom : Ah B ! want cok cok ? (coca cola ?)
(Ah B ! 要喝水嗎?)
Child : I want !
(我要!)

Mom : Ah B ! why u so naughty punya ! Aiyo , later i tell u dad "fit gao" u !
(Ah B ! 做么你這樣壞蛋的!哎喲,等下我叫你爸爸打你!)
Child : wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu .......
(嗚嗚嗚。。。)

Mom : Ah Girl ! U read ur ejaan already or not ? Don't play liao la !
(Ah Girl ! 你讀了聽寫嗎?不要玩料啦!)
Child : I read already ma ! hei ye !
(我讀料嗎!嗨也!)

Mom : Girl , U lapar liao ma ?
(Girl ! 你肚子餓了嗎?)
Child : no , i very full !
(不!我很飽)

Mom : OK ! Ok ! last mouth , last mouth !
(Ok ! Ok ! 最后一口, 最后一口!)
Child : i don't want already ... wuwuwuwuwu ...
(我不要了。。。嗚嗚嗚。。。)

Mom : Girl , Open mouth !
(Girl , 開口。。。)
Child : Ahhhhhh ....
(Ahhhh 。。。。)

Mom : Ah Boy ! why u so lazy 1 ? See , your teacher call me complain you liao , how how how ?
(Ah Boy ! 做么你這樣懶的?看,你的老師打電話給我投訴了,怎樣 ? 怎樣 ? 怎樣 ?
Child : I forget do only ma .
(我忘記做罷了嗎!)

Mom : Ah Di , come here , mami "bao bao" u !
(Ah Di , 來這邊,媽咪抱抱你)
Child : hahahahahahaha ...
(哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。)

怎樣?有沒有很in??有什么感想??
記得好好教育你的下一代,不然就會上梁不正下梁歪!
(Up Beam Not Balance , Down Beam Distortion !)
不要下衰華人啦!!!!!



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3 comments:

  1. 的确够in,我过时啦,举脚认输......

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  2. Melvin , ZuiYangHong :

    我們一起舉腳。。。
    哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。

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